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American Father The 2012 race for your presidency got zanier as Roger Cruz, resident alien on Fox's American Father, has thrown his interstellar hat to the ring. He offers his sights round the pressing issues he'll face inside the campaign! TV Guide Magazine: What's your request stimulating the economy?Cruz: My stimulation plan normally involves alligator clamps, an automobile battery, a bucket of Wesson oil, two free-range chickens, a Swedish tourist as well as the third season of Mr. Belvedere. TV Guide Magazine: Boxers or briefs?Cruz: Boxers. No, briefs! Really, each one of these as extended because they are edible. TV Guide Magazine: Who's the initial artist you'd invite for the White-colored House?Cruz: Justin Timberlake. He's virtually the primary reason I'm running. Throughout the final a long time, I've been obtaining a dickens of times getting ahold of him. But he can't keep neglecting me should i be leader, right? TV Guide Magazine: You're a connoisseur of great hair pieces. Which candidate's hair you admire most?Cruz: It is not a sum playing area. Ron Santorum's really the only candidate who's clearly not wearing a hairpiece. Many will dsicover Santorum's follicular honesty admirable, but my question for you is: How will you election for just about any guy who's so clearly antitechnology? Subscribe to TV Guide Magazine now!